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Technically, in the simplest definition of what a zombie is, yes. Jason Voorhees is a member of the "living" dead.

Classically, from the standpoint of those who regard zombies as they have been portrayed in films, books, podcasts, and forums, no. As he does not eat flesh, nor turn others into zombies.

So really, it all depends on your perspective.

I got a 62%

And I didn't save my loved ones!

Peacebonded? What does that mean? Did they put foam rubber sheaths on them or something? I've got the one sword, but I don't do stuff with Ampguard or anything, it's just a nice decoration...

Sweet! Astoria is only an hour and a half from here!

Very nice!

That sounds like a question for Zombie Farmer!

Nice! I have that very same sword in the corner of the room I'm sitting in! It could use a good sharpening before I put it to use though...

When the Zompocolyspe begins, I'm hoping good ol' Zombie Farmer will let me know where she's headed with all those weapons! I have no guns of my own, but I am a crack shot when I go out with my buddies! I've got a Bi-Mart on my side of town to load up on supplies with as well, so in all reality, I can get guns & plenty of ammo, assuming I know about the outbreak before the store is completely ransacked and emptied. Come to think of it, I think it may be time to start work on a better plan...

Slowly but surely, I am making my way toward getting this library card! My wallet will one day be pretty, dammit!

You're only allowed to do that if his mother was a pornstar, and his father smelt of dingleberries!

I'd like to give it a shot as well. I've always wanted to do voiceovers, and have a variety of voices and laughs I've been saving up. Now I know why! I also have a small home studio, so my submissions would be of good quality. You can reach me at oo7genie@hotmail.com, or genie@magiclampproductions.net

Brilliant! The mental imagery that created, along with the twist at the end were fantastic!

That quote is great as well Zak, I'll have to steal that for later quotation! I miss my subscription to Omni...

Metallica fan?

He'll keep fighting until his body can't take it anymore. It's in his nature. Yeah, I couldn't believe he didn't get on the show. I always said he'd be perfect for a TV viewing audience. He was always the con artist, smooth talker, with the most warped sense of humor you've ever witnessed. It was his dad that owned the B-movie distribution business that had the movies that sent me on my path to enlightenment, which eventually led to my interest in zombies, which Zombie Farmer saw in me, which is why she directed me to this forum. With that run on sentence, I have finally proven the circle of life theory!

I recommend citric acid. It will perk your eyes right up. Though this method has been known to have a few undesirable side effects...

I love MST3K! I've been watching it since before my area even carried the SciFi channel! My friends dad owned a video distribution company, and certain networks would send him VHS copies of their shows along with screeners for new B-rated flicks. Those were the days!

That's precisely why I'm here!

Glad to hear it! :) Wish there were more like you!

I've always found there to be a huge difference between "What Jesus Would Do" and how many Christian/Catholic religions conduct themselves. It's one of the reasons why I am stuck somewhere between agnostic and atheist.

Good evening to the living, the dead, and the not-so-dead!

Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mortos Der Soulstealer. You may know me from such episodes of Invader Zim as "Mortos Der Soulstealer".

My good friend with the unique talent for raising undead livestock sent me over here when she learned I was into zombies. To date, I'm averaging a post every couple days. If you look closely, you can spot one sneaking past you out of the corner of your eye every so often. Catch one, and I hear you get a pot of gold, (but don't quote me on that.)

I love zombie movies of course, and play various online multiplayer zombie themed games. Now I have yet another outlet to experience and spread the zombie love!

Aside from that, I am an artist and a musician. I play around with graphic design, web design, and soundtrack style electronic music. I'm currently attempting to learn Blender, to expand into 3d modeling/rendering. One day, perhaps I will help design a zombie game, or movie, and write/perform the soundtrack music for it! Wouldn't that be nice? Yes, yes it would.

I apologize if I am rambling, but stealing souls leaves one with many voices in one's head, and they must be purged somehow. It's just a good thing I can get them all thinking on a generally similar wavelength, producing massive brain power for myself, and making my physical brain itself supple, tender, & succulent, suitable for any occasion, best served at room temperature with asparagus for garnish... Sorry, rambling again.

To sum up. Hello. Soulstealer. Undead Livestock. Leprechaun. Games. Art. Music. Souls. Brains. ...Me.

Wow... just wow.

A university using negative terminology like that, it's just absurd. Just imagine what would happen if a university decided to rename "African American Studies" to "N****r Studies". Don't imagine it would go over very well. In my eyes, this is no different.

Seriously, my faith in humanity has been lowered once again. Bring on the zombie horde, we're done for anyway!

My best friend Zach Combs fights MMA professionally, and has trained with Randy Couture several times. He was up for a spot on "The Ultimate Fighter", but got denied due to having a personality too warped for TV (don't know how that works). If you are into MMA, and in the Pacific Northwest, you should check out one of his fights when in your area.

Ooh, nice!

I can't wait for the source version!